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An in-game screenshot of Promise Mascot Agency. It depicts a conversation between Pinky, the severed finger, and Tofu, a giant block of Tofu. Pinky says: "We're all about making dreams come true and if your dream is to make a difference in people's lives and crush old men under your boot, we're here to help."

REVIEW: The stray mascots of Promise Mascot Agency gave me hope we'll survive 2025

The last place I expected to find hope for the nightmare year that has been 2025 is in the giant sparkly eyes of a severed pinky. But that's just the kind of world we live in right now.

Nate Hermanson

Apr 108 min read

Steam Next Fest '25 Mini-Preview: Promise Mascot Agency is nutty in all the right ways

Ain't we all just a thick block of tofu caught in the narrow door of life?

Nate Hermanson

Feb 275 min read

REVIEW: The stray mascots of Promise Mascot Agency gave me hope we'll survive 2025

Steam Next Fest '25 Mini-Preview: Promise Mascot Agency is nutty in all the right ways

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